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Jolanda had artificial breasts. She was still growing them, so they were quite small and didn’t look very real. But Astrid thought they were beautiful — especially when Jolanda was nude. She stared at her friend’s blonde bush for a moment before continuing:

“Jolanda, you’re not allowed to wear any…

“How did you manage to save my life?”

“Oh, that was nothing. You were just unconscious when I found you. I thought you were dead.”

He looked at her. She was about 18, very cute and innocent looking. She was wearing a vest and shorts.

At this point, she showed…

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The Way the IRS Operates

A bad tradition started in the IRS. They start each day with a song. It’s very symbolic of the organization. It’s “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad.” That’s the song the IRS employees sing every day. I wonder how they got that song. …

Alexey Saltanov


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